ASHLYNN BROOKE & THE JUICY NUGGETS OF TRUTH!

(I apologize in advance for how any times I'm going to refer to you readers as idiots during this story.)

Hey stupid! Don't you wanna know all of the intimate details of Ashlynn Brooke's porn career, starting from her humble beginnings as somebody who doesn't do porn? Don't you wanna hear all the juicy gossip about all those assholes she worked with while she was making adult films? You know, scumbags like Lee Roy Myers and dickheads like whoever the dude in this movie is?

JAMES DEEN TAKES STOCK AND MOLDS HIS WANG FOR PAYMENT!

Many people don't realize that as an adult entertainment blog, we have very little value to the world at large. In fact, the other day, when we were in the midst of a heated exchange, an adult entertainment PR company called us "civilians clowns" on twitter and an adult performer referred to our Alexa ranking as lame and called us, "POPWHAT?"

Thus, it's clear that our presence is neither necessary nor required...to the uneducated.

You see, we do serve a purpose from time to time. For example, James Deen teaming up with Doc Johnson for a brand new, exclusive toy line!

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A PHOTOGRAPHIC DISCOVERY! TEXAS!

Here's an interesting chain of events.
The photo you see to the left was published on our pal Stoya's tumblr. We follow Stoya because she is smart, interesting and sexy. Three criteria required to be considered awesome in our book. The photo was taken by our friend Steve Prue. An amazing photographer of all things, a sweet guy and he's tall. Again, three criteria required to be considered awesome in our book.
When I first saw the photo, I was in awe because Stoya (as always) looks stunning. But then, I looked a little more closely and noticed the girl to the left of Stoya.

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BROOKLYN LEE WINS BEST NEW STARLET!

I'm going to go out on a limb here. I don't think anyone else but Brooklyn Lee deserved to win the 2012 AVN Award for Best New Starlet. There, I said it.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of all of the performers who were nominated in this category. But the fact of the matter is, Brooklyn played a killer role in our Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody, scored us this sick ass photo of the original nerds loving her AND us, did this boss ass interview for our site and she's a wonderful performer and person. Having said that, I think it's pretty goddamn obvious why she won.