Principal to Teen: No Porn Star Prom Date

Mike Stone, who scored a porn star as his date to prom after sending some 600 tweets, has apparently been thwarted by the powers that be. The superintendent of his Minnesota school district told Fox News that Megan Piper cannot attend because doing so would be "inconsistent" with two visitor-related polices. Stone said it more bluntly on Twitter: "The school said if she comes to prom they will arrest her." The Daily Dot reports that Stone also got a talking-to from his principal. "He said I’m not in trouble but said I should get out of that stuff. He told me not to get into any more drama like this."
The principal also called his parents, and his mom is, predictably, quite peeved. "She’s saying I embarrassed them now," says Stone (who amusingly says he's a fan of Piper's "work" but insists he has only seen photos, not video). As for Piper, the 19-year-old is bummed, she tells the Huffington Post. "I kind of wanted to go, but I understand," she says, adding that she was looking forward to the corsage, the pictures, and "all the normal things kids would be doing for prom."

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Nyomi Banxxx March Madness

 It’s March Madness and Nyomi Banxxx is back up and ballin' again. The die hard and loyal Duke fan is once again launching her NCAA Finals Brackets. This year Nyomi will be doing something a little different.
She is creating two pools, one for her loyal fans who want to take home the top prize and win a date with the sexy starlet. The fee is $25.00 and with all proceeds going to Nyomi’s Pop-a-Lock charity that goes to helping families who has a member stricken with Ms.
And the second pool will be a free pool to just sign up and see how you can do. The winner will get a new Nyomi Banxxx T-shirt! So pass the word and sign up to Win and help a great cause and go head to head with Nyomi who is always on-line and cheering for her Duke Blue Devils.

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PRINCE YASHUA FUCKS FIVE TIMES! BFD!

I just read a press release from our good friends at Smash Pictures. Those dudes were hypin' up some big-shit movie they have coming up starring Prince Yashua called "Prince the Penetrator". See, the big selling point of this movie appears to be the fact that Prince Yashua appears in all five scenes. When I read this, I thought - whoa, somebody's trying to re-do the Man vs. Pussy challenge!
As you may recall, Man vs. Pussy pitted one man and his penis against five sex scenes, all within the course of 12 hours. The idea of someone attempting to re-enact this epic feat sounded pretty damn hype. Shit, the idea of an entire new "fuck challenge" genre of porn blossomed in my brain, pregnant with brainstorms and opportunities.

But then I read on and realized that they never mention any sort of time limit. In fact, it sounds like Yashua's shooting all of these scenes on totally separate days! What the fuck is that shit? I'm fucking impotent for most intents and purposes and I could pull that off! Fucking five times in a month or so? BFD! I'll say it again: BFD!!!