I just read a press release from our good friends at Smash Pictures. Those dudes were hypin' up some big-shit movie they have coming up starring Prince Yashua called "Prince the Penetrator". See, the big selling point of this movie appears to be the fact that Prince Yashua appears in all five scenes. When I read this, I thought - whoa, somebody's trying to re-do the Man vs. Pussy challenge!
As you may recall, Man vs. Pussy pitted one man and his penis against five sex scenes, all within the course of 12 hours. The idea of someone attempting to re-enact this epic feat sounded pretty damn hype. Shit, the idea of an entire new "fuck challenge" genre of porn blossomed in my brain, pregnant with brainstorms and opportunities.
But then I read on and realized that they never mention any sort of time limit. In fact, it sounds like Yashua's shooting all of these scenes on totally separate days! What the fuck is that shit? I'm fucking impotent for most intents and purposes and I could pull that off! Fucking five times in a month or so? BFD! I'll say it again: BFD!!!
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